rectumofglory:

leighway:

Chris Pine vs. Tom Hardy: Who Would You Choose?

Tom Hardy used to be addicted to alcohol and crack, but has been sober for 9 years
Chris Pine probably smoked pot at UC Berkeley
Advantage: Props to both for not being addicted to crack anymore or ever! We all win! I don’t know how else to answer this one!

Chris Pine has a huge head
Tom Hardy has a tiny head
Advantage: This would depend on your own size of head

Tom Hardy looks like a panther/shark
Chris Pine looks like a lion/chipmunk
Advantage: I supposed it depends on if you like your large cats to be more on the giant sea creature or tiny woodland creature side of the spectrum…

(via paintchipped)