mdwolf replied to your post: oh ho paRDON ME
The adventures of G with her family should be a published book. omg.

i would set it up like a circus

Gabrielle the Amazing featuiring

Shannon the Overtired Serv(ant)er!

Rick the Cunt Who Serves A Temporary Purpose Because I Need Use of the House Than He Signed For !

Andy the Whiny Future A-Hole!

Ethan the Screaming Vampire Baby!

Fergie the Stressed Out Dog and her companion Archibald the Frenchman!

with

Mimi the Visiting Grandma

Ernest the Recently Graduated Absentee Brother, his wife Mesha the Bitchy, and their Beautiful Mild Mannered Baby Mikiah



silentcameo replied to your post: from the depths of my old things
omg I did the exact same thing. And I was so proud because I thought I was so important and mysterious when my friends asked me what/why a lemon.
*andre 3000 voice* what’s cooler than being cool?
A: Us, we were cooler than cool. do you listen to cabin pressure (if you don’t you should because then you’ll understand what i mean when i say that this) gives a new meaning to “the traveling lemon”
mdwolf replied to your post: from the depths of my old things
You were a very bold 13yr old. I waited until 11pm at night to dig up fanfiction on the ‘family computer’ aka the only computer that ran faster than a turtle stuck in swamp mud.

we didn’t have a computer so the printing was a necessity, i’d print it at school and take it home and act like i was doing homework because this “i have no life or friends” thing is not a new development, it’s been going on for a whiiiiiiile now



mdwolf replied to your post: mdwolf replied
aug 26th. second semester started like feb. 10th.
hm we get out for winter around december 14 and second semester starts january 4 or something



mdwolf replied to your post: mdwolf replied
I still have 29 days to go. ugh some one crush me with a semi
wow when do you all start school?



mdwolf replied to your post: setting up my queue in preparation for the…
YOU’RE DONE WITH FINALS ALREADY?
I AM INDEED MADAM



just in case anyone wasn’t aware

mariah and i are going to be married at our earliest convenience because she keeps drawing me things and giving me food

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two things scientifically proven to get me to never go away



mdwolf replied to your photo: the light in here’s on a timer and it keeps going…
omg G. you look like you’re about to murder the motion sensor.

not quite yet it still can serve a purpose to me but if i could shoot lasers with my eyes it would be so dead

also your new icon is really cute is it more wolf!you or moon moon 



mdwolf:

Hey there.

IM GONNA CRY



mdwolf:

Why hello there, young miss. 

*i bust in, shouting your name in anguish*



mdwolf: Please rate reeses sticks and reeses in general on a scale of 'DISGUSTING' to 'I WILL CONSUME THEM ALL' with 'I WILL EAT THEM IF YOU GIVE THEM TO ME' being in the middle.

i don’t know, man, they both score at least an “I WILL CONSUME THEM ALL” on days when i’m NOT dying of plague (days like today)

but on a normal day reeses stix are a “LET ME LIFE IN A STORAGE WAREHOUSE FULL OF THEM AND BECOME A RECLUSE” while reeses in general are a solid “PLEASE REPLACE MY BLOOD WITH THIS”