The adventures of G with her family should be a published book. omg.
i would set it up like a circus
Gabrielle the Amazing featuiring
Shannon the Overtired Serv(
Rick the Cunt Who Serves A Temporary Purpose Because I Need Use of the House Than He Signed For !
Andy the Whiny Future A-Hole!
Ethan the Screaming Vampire Baby!
Fergie the Stressed Out Dog and her companion Archibald the Frenchman!
Mimi the Visiting Grandma
Ernest the Recently Graduated Absentee Brother, his wife Mesha the Bitchy, and their Beautiful Mild Mannered Baby Mikiah
omg I did the exact same thing. And I was so proud because I thought I was so important and mysterious when my friends asked me what/why a lemon.
You were a very bold 13yr old. I waited until 11pm at night to dig up fanfiction on the ‘family computer’ aka the only computer that ran faster than a turtle stuck in swamp mud.
we didn’t have a computer so the printing was a necessity, i’d print it at school and take it home and act like i was doing homework because this “i have no life or friends” thing is not a new development, it’s been going on for a whiiiiiiile now
I still have 29 days to go. ugh some one crush me with a semi
just in case anyone wasn’t aware
mariah and i are going to be married at our earliest convenience because she keeps drawing me things and giving me food
two things scientifically proven to get me to never go away
omg G. you look like you’re about to murder the motion sensor.
not quite yet it still can serve a purpose to me but if i could shoot lasers with my eyes it would be so dead
also your new icon is really cute is it more wolf!you or moon moon
IM GONNA CRY
Why hello there, young miss.
*i bust in, shouting your name in anguish*
i don’t know, man, they both score at least an “I WILL CONSUME THEM ALL” on days when i’m NOT dying of plague (days like today)
but on a normal day reeses stix are a “LET ME LIFE IN A STORAGE WAREHOUSE FULL OF THEM AND BECOME A RECLUSE” while reeses in general are a solid “PLEASE REPLACE MY BLOOD WITH THIS”